Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
we must find a hammock on our vacation…..
where does this exist?! i need to go - NOW!
I’d love to have someone read a bedtime story and tuck me in some nights
Dear Creepy People,
“Submissive” is not synonymous to “easy sex.” The quicker you learn this, the better.
Most of us actually have standards. You probably don’t make the cut if you think that “submissive” means that we’ll suck your dick the second you “order” us to.
Please go educate yourself. Or just accept that your hand is going to be the closest thing to sex that you’ll be getting for a while.